YEAR'S END IS ALMOST UPON US...

I'm sure I'm not alone as the Year is winding down... you kinda can't help but get nostalgic... but I'm not going off on that, so you can relax. Seems to be A LOT of "computer" issues going on as I've been getting an avalanche of phone calls... A word to the wise - BACK-UP anything that's important to you NOW! Don't say you haven't been warned.

Not surprisingly every one's got a different problem so each takes some heavy thinking to resolve. My poor brain feels bruised. Now I'm not looking for sympathy, just stating a fact. I'll be fine, it's what I do. Seems as though most every one's had a "good" Christmas so that's welcome news. Of course out Government's still a bit of a disappointment and the News Media seems bent on continuing to make something out of nothing, just to have "news!" Geesh!!

But all of that didn't seem to matter much, after I watched this little comic gem, sent by Dan's Mom Katheryn, that still has me chuckling. Have a look and see for yourself. ANIMAL CRACKERS And that'll probably be it for me until after the New Year. MARTY DREAD is playing at LYC for our New Year's Eve party (that's a big deal around these parts, as we Maui Folks know) so I plan to drop in for that. Saturday of course is the Rose Parade and then the Rose Bowl, amongst a few other Bowl Games. So everyone have a SAFE & MERRY. See you next year!

"The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it." - Jean-Paul Sarte

A NICE LITTLE BONUS FROM AUNTIE BONNIE!

We had a nice surprise visit from "Auntie" Bonnie Nelson (Moma Duma aka Queen Bee) on Christmas Day, and after snapping away all afternoon she put together another GREAT Jones' Family Christmas Video which can be SEEN HERE.

This year Kelly's Daughter Madison was the "star" - quite the fashion statement she makes. Hailey managed her trademark "pout" to greet Bonnie with, but finally came around before she left. Anyway, it's easy to see everyone had a good time.

...and then came the 12 DAYS "AFTER" CHRISTMAS...

OK, come on... admit it, you've been WAITING for this one (or maybe dreading it...) - so I had to do it. For those of you who lead sheltered lives (like me) and hadn't heard this before, it's a hoot. I did some checking so you wouldn't have too, and this version is pretty good. The Gal singing it does a great dead pan delivery (you won't want the volume up too high) but the best part is the Guy in the background. Way too funy.

And so, for your enjoyment (I hope) the TWELVE DAYS AFTER CHRISTMAS.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." – Steven Wright

... and at last, The 12th DAY OF CHRISTMAS

AND TWELVE DRUMMERS DRUMMING...

MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE and ALL!

Here's wishing everyone a terrific day with Family & Friends or whatever floats your Reindeer. Remember, most of all - we want to say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS" as that is truly what Christmas is all about.

Of course the "Christmas Tree" is a big part of any Christmas decorations, with the all too familiar ANGEL on the top... well here's a cute little "card" (thank you Jannette Knowley) with the Angel reminding us of where Christmas came from. When it's finished, you'll notice at the bottom of the card, is a link if you want to know MORE about Christmas Trees... for those who want to know, you'll enjoy it.

I hope you've enjoyed my little bloggish lead up and if nothing else are comfortable that it's not about the $$$ - that's just Marketing hype that we've all grown up with. "WE" can change it, and it's about high time we did...

So to close out my little Christmas vignette, here is a version of our 12 Days I hope everyone can find something to enjoy about it. It's a bit dated, and in black & white - but it is "family" and it's a good down home country setting, so kick back and listen to Mr. Johnny Cash and Mrs. June (Carter) Cash and friends...

Well, next on the horizon is NEW YEARS - and won't that be fun. CHEERS EVERYONE. And remember, this Guy loves you, each and every one. PEACE, LOVE & GROOVY YA'LL.

Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind. To cherish peace and good will, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. If we think on these things, there will be born in us a Savior and over us will shine a star sending its gleam of hope to the world." ~ Calvin Coolidge

... 11th DAY OF CHRISTMAS

ELEVEN PIPERS PIPING...

Man oh man oh man! We're sooooo close now I can hardly stand it!

Yep, here we are, CHRISTMAS EVE. Tomorrow's the big day. How many of you are fretting over last minute shopping? Too bad - plenty of time (like a whole year) to be thinking of what you wanted to do for whomever you wanted to do it. Me, I'm going SAILING - and then it's off to Amanda's to spend the night as there's no greater joy for me than those two cherubic little ones, Hailey & Tyler. Also looking forward to see my other two "angels" Madison & Grayson who will be having Christmas Eve with their Nana Anne.

So, ELEVEN PIPERS PIPING... and one of the things they're piping about is STEVE JOYCE'S BIRTHDAY. Happy B-Day Steve. Steve has the dubious honor of sharing the same birth year as I do. More notably, he is the Father of my Dear Friend Ms. Emily who spent a good part of this past year in Moscow "Clowning around," (actually doing volunteer work at an orphanage). And not to be left out let's say HOW DEE DO to Mom Mikie who also shares the same Birth year as Steve & I, and is the Daughter of my very special Club 33 Benefactor. Here's wishing a Merry Christmas and a Safe and prosperous New Year to the whole Joyce Family in Boise, ID and sundry other scattered places.

And with one final nod to the "nostalgia" of the Season, here's another Queen Bee (thank you Auntie Bonnie) IMovie from 2009, with (of course) Tyler, Hailey & Santa...

Oh, and before I go for today, with the "Piper's Piping" and "nostalgia" in mind, I've got one more gem I'm compelled to share... this one's been going around the Internet recently, as well it should, called A DIFFERENT CHRISTMAS POEM, and it's really a tribute or dedication to our Military, serving here and abroad to protect our Freedoms, a part of which allows us to have such a great time as Christmas. I doubt I'll ever be thought of as a "tree hugger" but I hope everyone will remember me, at least in part, as a Flag Waver. If you know someone in the Military, or their Family, share this with them, even if they've heard it, they'll still know that SOMEONE CARES. And that matters. God Bless the Red, White & Blue!

"What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace."
~ Agnes M. Pahro

... 10th DAY OF CHRISTMAS

TEN LORDS A LEAPING....

And what could these guys all be jumping around about??? Heck if I know, but maybe it's because RUDOLPH the RED NOSED REINDEER would soon be on his way... "Everybody" knows the story of Rudolph and Santa... sort of anyway. But DID YOU KNOW that Gene Autry first recorded the song that is the SECOND most popular song of all time (behind Bing Crosby's White Christmas)? Or that the song was written by Johnny Marks, the Brother-in-law of Rudolph's Author, Bob May? CLICK HERE for the full story.


And OK, I must confess... there's more to the "10 Lords" than I let on... Now, these guys aren't exactly jumping all around, but vocally, they sure do... AND there's ten of them. Check out the 12 Days of Christmas sung by STRAIGHT NO CHASER. (For any of you who don't know, but would care to know, CLICK HERE to find out what a DREIDLE is.)

And GUESS WHAT!?? Yep, there's more... ’ One of the more popular items circulating the FORWARDING chasms of the Internet is the DIGITAL VERSION of the NATIVITY STORY Now I've had several chances to see this lately, and for whatever reason decided to pass over it… and I tend to look at everything partly because I just hate to think I'd miss something and also to try and keep up with Friend’s “questions” about such and such with regards to computing.

But it came from Donna (Larson) Eide, a dear Friend and LHS Alumni, and I found thinking of her, it put me in a rather pleasant disposition frame of mind, and I decided to watch it. Well what a treat! Very clever and I just simply got to include it here. For anyone “computerish” it’s way too funny, and I didn’t feel that it in anyway disrespected the story of Christ’s birth. Quite the contrary. It's actually a rather contemporary take on the whole thing. And if you're NOT into the computer thing, it might not make much sense.

Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect." ~ Oren Arnold

... 9th DAY OF CHRISTMAS

NINE LADIES DANCING...

Well, after going with the "feminine" thought line yesterday I'm not even going to try again with the Ladies today, dancing or otherwise. However, I do think something a little "light" would be in order, and we do want to get back on the KIDZ level, after all, it's ALMOST Christmas! So, here's a rendition by JOHN DENVER accompanied by a familiar group of friends...

And with "dancing" in mind, I didn't want to just do something "Dancing with the Stars" related and there's a synchronized Robot dancing one going around that's cute, but I found the obscure and short one from Hong Kong that's interesting... well, at least for the Kidz...

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?" ~ Bob Hope

JUST BEING FAIR...

OK, now don't be thinking I've gone TO THE DARK SIDE... I just had to give a nod to "the Other Guys." Tomorrow we're back to Uncle Walt & Friends...

... 8th DAY OF CHRISTMAS

And the 8th day, Eight Maids a Milking... which naturally puts me in mind of all things Female. As pictured above, the little Dutch girls bring to mind old Friend and sailing partner Barbi (Melama) Iaconetti, now up in Lynden, Washington raising a wonderful Family. I worked with Barbi and her (now) husband Captain Bob aboard the KIELE V, the (also) old Maui Hyatt's luxury sailing Catamaran.

Which in turn brings to mind... all the Ladies who are Dear to me (in no particular order) - Kelly & Amanda; Mom Dorothy of course; Sister Karen; Wendy, Brittany, Madison, and Hailey; Kristie, Kari, Gayle & Evie, Mary, Debbie & Nadine; Emily, Leslie Galore, Stephanie, Leatha, Cara, Sherry Lynn, Hana, Lynae, Lea, Heidi, Lori, Jannette & Mary Lou, Jan & Mary Ann, Sam & Charlie & Bonnie at the Bank, Sherian, Shannon and Sara & Nancy too; Pat, Kathy, the other Kathy, Jilly, Judy, Wendy "O", Bonnie, Bee & Doris, Becky, Diana, Ms. Nancy, and Kathy K; Emma, Jennifer, Jen, Jenna & Fawn; RSVP Emilie, Edie, Susan; Franci, Amy, Katie, Carol, Janie, Shelley & Kathie and Debi; Aunt Elaine, Claudia, Ramona, Roberta, CeCe, Laura, Linda E and Linda D, Tina, Cyndi & Peggy; and Nicole, Jill, Barbara, Holly, Dominique, Susan, Sharon, Donna and Donna, Kathy; Chris & Erin, Katherine, and not to be left out, Anne of course.

Whew! And to be sure there are others, near and far whos absence from this list is only because I haven't had the pleasure of any recent contact, and so are not forefront on me mind. And so my Dear Ladies, it is my heartfelt wish that you have music in your hearts and a spring in your step, and may you dance merrily through the day. OK, I know, "9 Ladies Dancing" is tomorrow, but somehow it's just not the same to wish you all Merry Milking! Anway, I love you all dearly and thank you for allowing me to share in whatever part of your lives we have. God Bless.



And with it being only "5 MORE DAYS TIL' CHRISTMAS" I just had to share this little 2008 IMovie from Auntie Bonnie Nelson (Momma Duma) featuring Amanda's little cherubs, Tyler & Hailey and SANTA CLAUS. What can I say, I'm just a proud Grandpa!


And also for you, Dear Ladies, todays entertainment is brought to us by THE KING. No, not Baby Jesus our Christmas King, but a more earthly version, from the Entertainment Industry - Mr. ELVIS PRESSLEY, singing BLUE CHRISTMAS. This is for you GIRLS, enjoy.


"There's more, much more, to Christmas
Than candlelight and cheer;
It's the spirit of sweet friendship
That brightens all year.
It's thoughtfulness and kindness,
It's hope reborn again,
For peace, for understanding,
And for goodwill to men (and Women)!" ~ Author Unknown

... 7th DAY OF CHRISTMAS

SEVEN SWANS A SWIMMING... Hmmm, I wonder what I can do with that?

Well the first thing that comes to mind these days - about "swimming" is my Grand Kids. Let me explain. As a small child myself, I learned early on how to swim, and have never lost my love for the water. As much as anything that motivates me; to where Kids are concerned that they at least know how to not drown even if not to become proficient swimmers.

And so, it should figure that I'm super pleased that Kelly & Amanda's Kidz are such polywogs and can't get enough of the pool and the ocean. Little water babies is to say the least.

Little miss Hailey, at 3 years, is fearless and not only is good in the pool, but loves to go boogie boarding with her Father, Kyle and body surfing with Grandpa. Her best times she describes with glee are, "GETTING SLAMMED!"

And Tyler, age 5, is gonna be a natural all around waterman. When it comes to the water - when he sees it, he's in. We recently went out on good Friend Tom Warren's KAMEHAMEHA (regular readers will remember we did that while Carl & his Family were here). Well, we had barely dropped the anchor and Tyler was over the side. We corralled him back and got him fitted with his mask & snorkle and he was off again. He barely slowed down when a turtle surfaced along side him. And for the protected animal activists out there, be assurred, young Tyler is NOT attacking or molesting this magnificent beast, though it might look that way in the photo. 8~)

And here we have Master Grayson (7 years), doing a little skim boarding which he picked up from his Uncle Carl. Gray's getting better on his surfboard too, I figure Hookipa in another 8~10 years... look out Big Wave Dave & others!

So what does that have to do whith Christmas? Well heck, nothing. But the photos are better than looking at snow don't you think? And so you don't think I'm not even trying to stay on track here, we will keep with the water theme, and here's Johnny Mathis to take you on a SLEIGH RIDE with a nice little addition I hope you'll enjoy.

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.” ~ Roy L. Smith

... 6th DAY OF CHRISTMAS

SIX GEESE A LAYING


I'm not really sure what to take from 6 Geese a laying... Probably not Roast Goose as that doesn't sound very good at all, so I'm guessing it'd have to be fresh eggs - which puts me in mind of Breakfast. Being as it's Sunday and there's no Motorsports until February, I'm thinking that (after church of course...) it's off to Moose McGuillicudy's for BREAKFAST. Yeah!!! And yes, you can bet I'm having bacon today!


And here's an interesting Holiday "flavor" to consider. Something you don't see every day. And if you're not familiar with this Company, while no, it's not our "Jones's" they do offfer quite a few unique and interesting beverages, AND you can even have them produce under your own label.



If you click on the photo, you can see a little better but it's MELE KALIKIMAKA pure cane soda... from the JONES SODA COMPANY. See, I am trying to keep somewhat of a method to my madness.


Which is the best I could come up with to have this opportunity to put a little "local flavor" into the mix. So today's "12 DAYS" is all HAWAIIAN. First, a little edumacation in street Hawaiian, or Pidgeon English. Here's one take on the 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS, Hawaiian Style:

Numbah One day of Christmas, my tutu give to me One mynah bird in one papaya tree.

Numbah Two day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Two coconut, an' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

Numbah Tree day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

Numbah Foah day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

Numbah Five day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Five beeg fat peeg... foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

Numbah Seex day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Seex hula lesson, five beeg fat peeg (that make TEN!), Foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one Mynah bird in one papaya tree.

Numbah Seven day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Seven shrimp a-swimmin', seex hula lesson, Five beeg fat peeg, foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

Numbah Eight day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Eight ukulele, seven shrimp a-swimmin', seex hula lesson, Five beeg fat peeg (that make TWENNY!), foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

Numbah Nine day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Nine pound of poi, eight ukulele, seven shrimp a-swimmin', Seex hula lesson, five beeg fat peeg, foah flowah let, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

Numbah Ten day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Ten can of beer, nine pound of poi, eight ukuklele, seven shrimp a-swimmin' Seex hula lesson, five beeg fat peeg, Foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

Numbah Eleven day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Eleven missionary, ten can of beer, nine pound of poi, Eight ukulele, seven shrimp a-swimmin', seex hula lesson, Five beeg fat peeg, foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

(Numbah Twelve day of Christmas the bes', and the bes' stuff always come las'...)

Numbah Twelve day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Twelve TELEVISION, eleven missionary, ten can of beer, Nine pound of poi, eight ukulele, seven shrimp a-swimmin', Seex hula lesson, FORTY steenkin' peeg, Foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree!

And what could be more fitting for our Hawaiian Theme then to wish you all MELE KALIKIMAKA as sung by a Gonzaga graduate named Harry... who do you think that is?

"Let us keep Christmas beautiful without a thought of greed. That it might live forevermore to fill our every need. That it shall not be just a day, but last a lifetime through. The miracle of Christmastime that brings God close to you.” ~ Ann Schultz

... 5th DAY OF CHRISTMAS

Well, 5 GOLD RINGS... you'd think I could do something with that... funny thing is though, it puts me in mind of the endless variety of Cell Phone Ring Tones...

But wait... I'm not going there. Back to the "rings", of course GIRLS like rings, what better than gold, and Oh Yes - of course, Ring, ring, ring, ring... of course, JINGLE BELLS "ring!

What a perfect segway into today's offering... A rockin' rendition of that Holiday favorite, and this one decidedly for the Guys because it's done by the Bad Girls... (and yes, it is totally SFW). JINGLE BELL ROCK

“Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves." ~ Eric Sevareid

... 4th DAY OF CHRISTMAS

OK, I have to tell you, I haven't a clue WHO they're calling or what they could be calling about. Research shows that originally (this whole "12 days" thing has European origins) it was "Four Cally Birds, which meant "black" or presumeably Ravens or Crows. Now what that has to do with anything, again, IDK (I don't know).




Well, one thing I can tell you, after the past couple YouTube offerings I've shared, I figure I'd better get back on track here so to speak, or you're gonna all give up on me. So, I'm gonna hit you with the full monty of nastalgia (no, it's not gonna be bad, that's just an expression), and that would be Bing Crosby and Marjorie Reynolds from the original 1942 movie, Holiday Inn as they sing WHITE CHRISTMAS, the all time number one favorite Christmas song EVER!
Note: We had a bit of a glitch with the LINK above, but it's been fixed now.

“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” ~ Phyllis Diller

... 3rd DAY OF CHRISTMAS

Hmmm, 3 French Hens huh?! Well that should put us in mind of food I suppose, but rather I'm thinking of an old and dear Friend many of you will remember, PJ Foot. He worked for Lahaina Galleries for a number of years as the high energy Display Director. We became close Friends and several years ago he moved to France with his wife, Dominique and two young sons Jordon & Jeremy, to care for her Parents. They've managed to weather the transition, been absorbed into the French way of life and are working and raising their Family in a very unique way.

This photo is of a young PJ in Bora Bora circa 1999.

And, as tribute to PJ and his quirky ways, today's bit of entertainment strays from the 12 Days theme, and slides totaly into the realm of HUMOR. Now, of course that's subjective, especially in this case, as my choice is a bit by JEFF DUNHAM, a very funny ventriloquist, featuring his pal, THE DEAD TERRORIST! "What in the world could that have to do with Christmas," you ask? Well, you'll just have to watch and listen to see for yourself. Although I will tell you that it also comes highly recommended by another former LGI employee, Ms. Wendy Woodruff, currently in Southern Oregon. Need I say more?

Well, yes I do. Mothers - probably still not Kid recommended, and Mom, naaa, you're probably not gonna think much of this either. But, Hope springs eternal, and tomorrow's another day. But first, so you don't have to go away without something for the Kidz - here's a little video greeting card from Me & the (littlest) Grand Kidz and the Disney Company. - - WARNING - - You may find a little tune winds up stuck in your head. But, the bonus is, if you want to entertain the little ones, you can make one of these for yourself - just click the link below the card. Ho, Ho, Ho...

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us" ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

... 2nd DAY OF CHRISTMAS

Two TURTLE DOVES of course... what were you expecting, a couple of luverly lovey birds?




And, since we're starting a little off-kilter, I'm going to go ahead and share what will be perhaps the most irreverent and un-Christmas like versions of the 12 Days... it's by FOSTER BROOKS and for those of us old enough to remember him, he's perhaps best know for his comedic routines as a drunkard. And here-in, he does not disappoint. For example, his "first day of Christmasmas" starts with a shot of Gin! Yes Mother, you'll want to skip this one for the Kiddos, and Mom - you probably won't like it either. But hey, tomorrow's another day.

OK, ok... I know that's probably not a good way to start off, and it might just put some of you off enough that you won't be back, for fear of the same. SO, JUST SO'S YA KNOW my heart (and head) are in the right place, I've a little rendition of DECK THE HALLS here that's perfect for the children and animal lovers everywhere... bet you can't watch it without a smile and at least a couple of chuckles and "aaawwwwwes!"

“Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree." ~ Charlotte Carpenter.

... 1st DAY OF CHRISTMAS

Well here we are - and so starts the COUNTDOWN... eleven more days until the "big" day, CHRISTMAS DAY. And so too will begin my tribute to "THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS"

ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS...

And to get things started on a good, clean foot - here's a simple, straight, vanilla version from the LETTERMEN. (You just "click" on the green, underlined text, in this case "Lettermen")


And, for those who care to have it spelled out, below follows the generic lyrics, and remember, we're going to be counding "up." And yes, it'll seem like a lot of repition but I think if you'll follow along, you might find some of it quite amusing.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...




Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!





And so we begin. Remember, a new version tomorrow, and I'll be changing the Main photo each day as well.

“I truly believe that if we keep telling the Christmas story, singing the Christmas songs, and living the Christmas spirit, we can bring joy and happiness and peace to this world." ~ Norman Vincent Peale

OK - IT'S REALLY TOMORROW THAT IT STARTS

Yep - you sharpies out there have already figured out that the chronological countdown to Christmas doesn't actually start until tomorrow... But having gotten your attention I'm glad you've stopped by, because I wanted to share a not so well know theory behind what those 12 days really represent. Which brings us to our first point of controversy on this subject... are the "TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS" the 12 days BEFORE or the 12 days AFTER? Well arguably they are the 12 days following Christmas day, which is the first. I'm taking the position and presenting my "program" as it's the 12 days leading up to Christmas day, with it being the last.

However, first we going into this decidedly Religious slanted view. And so, if you're not so inclined, perhaps you'd best just skip it and come back tomorrow. However, those who do pursue today's offerings will learn a thing or two, and it might just get you thinking.

Either way, the Christmas Season is shifting into high gear and that awesome day will be here in no time. CHRISTIAN 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS Also worth noting, this version begins on Christmas Day and goes until January 6th, the First day of Epiphany, and as such there really are "12 days of Christmas". The link above will take you to a very detailed and well presented explanation, and if you really want to get into it, click on the imagery for each day for music and some devotional readings.

HERE'S THE "SHORT" VERSION:

The Partridge = Baby Jesus

2 Turtle Doves = Old & New Testament

3 French Hens = Faith, Hope & Love

4 Calling Birds = Four Gospels

5 Gold Rings = Torah, first 5 Books of the O/T

6 Geese = Six days of Creation

7 Swans = Seven Gifts of the Holy Spirit

8 Maids Milking = Eight Beatitudes

9 Ladies Dancing = Nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit

10 Lords = Ten Commandments

11 Pipers = Eleven Faithful Apostles

12 Drummers = The Twelve points of Doctrine in the Apostles’ Creed.

And Please Remember, I am a strong believer in keeping CHRIST in CHRISTMAS and never, ever, EVER use X-Mas. It just ain't right. IMHO.

OH, and another thing, TODAY is my Nephew (Karen's Son) Benjamin's birthday. I was thrilled to find out that "BJ's" taken up football and has been found to be quite promising by his Coaching Staff. He's very self motivated and an aspiring young man.

One of his "hero's" is Adrian Peterson (2007 Rookiw o/t Year) of the Minisota Vikings, and he's taken #28 for himself. I for one am all for him and encourage him to pursue his path with vigor and hope like heck he can manage to stay healthy.

“Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.” ~ Washington Irving

TOMORROW STARTS THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

But today is my Sister Karen's (now KC, formerly KK, Kari and to our Father... Punkie) BIRTHDAY. So.... Happy B-Day Sis! She's in snowbound Utah, and obviously going to be having a White Christmas with Husband JC and Sons Jonathan and Benjamin. OK, on to the business at hand. This is a picture she shot last year of a deer, curled up outside their living room window...






Tomorrow does start the well know Kris Kringle countdown we know as "THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS". I'm going to be presenting little daily vinettes for your entertainment/enjoyment (hoepfully), focusing on the 12 day countdown. I'll have the photo of the day, a musical rendition by varing artists, and something relevent (at least in my mind) to the particular day or perhaps irreverent. So, I hope you'll drop by, kick back, take a few minutes to relax and reflect and maybe have a chuckle or two.



Oh - better be warned... there may be a selection or two not to everyone's taste and a couple possibly not for the "little ones" but I hope you'll enjoy and share the ones you deem appropriate, and simply ignore those you don't. Just remember to keep a sense of humor and no harm should come of it.

"Seek wisdom, not knowledge. Knowledge is of the past, Wisdom is of the future." ~ American Indian Proverb

CHEER-UP & CHEST OUT, ALL TOGETHER NOW...

So while we're all getting in the spirit... here's another visual treat, thanks to good friend Rick Ortenburger, who shares some extreme home decorating examples from a friend of his in Utah.

Click on the photo, OR HERE and give it a try on FULL SCREEN. Mind you, this is just the tip of the iceberg. For more renditions, set-ups from different years, or to get the full story , go to the HOLDMAN FAMILY WEBSITE.

Now, for all you Caroller's out there... here's a list of the TOP 2O CHRISTMAS SONGS, so you don't have to figure it out for yourself. Mind you, it's not my list but compiled from radio requests and play lists across the Country.

"The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you." — B. B. King

TIME TO GET THE SPIRIT GOING...

OK - I'm all cheered up now... Thanks for those of you who sent the encouraging words and Amanda for your "pick-me-up" call but I do hope EVERYONE knows, I wasn't all that down. Just a little bored and a we bit frustrated and slightly withdrawing from having everyone be so busy, grown-up or just far away.

Well it's raining now so everything's better. "WHAT!?" you say? Raining makes things better? Yes, yes... I know many of you suffer the gloom of precipitation and COLD on a daily basis, but here we don't & so, when it does rain it's kind of a time to celebrate. OK, anytime is a time to celebrate, and that's where I'm headed...

It's CHRISTMAS TIME BABY! And I'm all excited. I just love Christmas and all it represents. OK, I'm not so big on Christmas "shopping" and all the madness that goes with it, traffic, pushy shoppers, screaming kids, crowded stores, over-pricing... Now hold on a minute, this is going the wrong way. I LOVE Christmas, it's such a wonderful time of year. And my wish this year is to share some of that with you. Which I'll be doing right here in Blogland. I'll hope you check back often through out the rest of the Month to see what I've got in store.

Now, to get things started off on the right foot, here's a link to watch SLEEPING BEAUTY'S CASTLE transition from daytime to night, and watch the lighting effects. Sleeping Beauty's Castle ENJOY! See you next time...

“The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.” ~ Helen Keller

ADRIFT ON THE SEA OF LIFE...

Well, OK - not exactly "adrift" but certainly cruising along. Which is the "problem" doggoneit! Carl and his Family are back in Vegas, Kelly and her Family are busy with life Up-country, Kidz in school, Mom & Dad working. Same with Amanda, she's busy with school, Kyle's busy looking for work (and maybe a little surfing) and their Kidz are in school now too, and I'm just a lonely old Grumpa!

Well, OK - that's not exactly true either... and not all my Friends are sitting at the Lahaina Yacht Club Bar either! But many have moved away or just aren't here to begin with, quite a few have also lost their jobs and are looking with nothing much to be found, and so (understandably) not all that much fun. So, I'm finding my days have become a wee bit hum drum. True, I could and can do something about it, the question who's answer escapes me these days, is WHAT?

So - that's why I've posted the photo of the "KIDZ" on KAMEHAMEHA from our day sail last week (notice how calm and clear the water is), because there's nothing like hydro-therapy to sooth the soul and calm the "beast" within.

OK - Enough grumpiness... I do have a couple of Web projects that will keep me busy for a bit, I've got a couple of other Folks whose Computers are on the verge of crapping out, so there's a few challenges there, I'm taking Mom to the Eye Doctor's on Friday so I've at least one good deed on the horizon. Good Friends O'Neill & Kathy (from Redondo Beach) get in on Monday for a couple months so I'll have somebody fresh to jaw with and tell sea stories that may or may not be believable. Wishing you all well, as always.

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad." - Miles Kington

ON TOP OF THE WORLD

No, not me, although I kind of feel that way having ALL MY CHILDREN here together again. Yes, Carl and his wife Wendy along with Cody (19), Brittany (17) & Chase (15). As you can see, it's the KIDZ that were all up on Haleakala (10,000 feet) yesterday.

From L to R: Wendy, Madison (10), Brittany, Chase, Grayson (7), Hailey (3), Carl, Kelly, Tyler (5), Amanda & Cody. Absent are Kyle who was diving Cathedrals over at Lanai, and Brooks who had to work, oh, and Nana Anne who was home cooking Spaghetti for the Gang.

Today's a beach day with the crew heading over to descend on Kaanapali, where I'll be joining them after the finish of the final NASCAR race of the season... Com'on Jimmy Johnson - Championship #5! Then we'll probably take over Lulu's for Dinner as the Yacht Club Galley is closed on Sunday's and Ruby's is way back on the other side.

We're all looking forward to a fabulous feast with Family and Friends for Thanksgiving this year, as we'll be joining the Azevedo's up at the Ulapalkua Ranch. That should make for a good report by the end of the week. Until then I hope each of YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES have a safe and enjoyable Holiday. Life is short - live ever minute to it's fullest and do not hesitate to tell those you care about, that you do. Cheers, and I love each and every one of you!

"If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti

IT'S NOT ABOUT ME...

With things being kind of "quiet" and all, it occurred to me to make mention of something I've been wanting to get to for a long time now... Something I enjoy doing almost more than anything else in the World is "HELPING" others... True, they don't always want or appreciate it, but that's one of the things I do best.

I realize that many of you are well aware of this website THE HUNGER SITE, but for those of you who aren't - it's a great way to do a lot of good for several worthwhile causes with very little effort.

In LESS THAN ONE MINUTE you can:

Feed the Hungry with 1.1 cup of food.

Help provide a Free Mammogram.

Provide Health Care to a needy Child.

Fight Illiteracy by giving a youngster a Book.

Preserve 11.4 square feet of Rain forest.

Give 6 bowls of food to hungry Animals.

Now, think if you did that EVERY DAY. What if we all did?!! Well, that's the idea anyway. And all it takes is a minute or two out of your Computer Time. You can bookmark the link, or even better, like I've done, paste it onto your Browser Status Bar and it'll be right there, handy to use whenever it's most convenient.

All you do is visit the Hunger Website, no Log-In or Registration is necessary. You click on the CLICK HERE button, the page cycles, you click on the next TAB [Breast Cancer], then click on that BUTTON, and so on... it really only takes about a minute once you become familiar with the site. And yes, they have lots of little "things" you can by and plenty of additional information sources for anyone interested, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BOTHER with any of it unless you want to.

And this is not a "paid political announcement." It's just something that seems worthwhile to me, it's painless, doesn't cost anything and can only do good. And if you have questions or would like additional explanation of any of the steps, just let me know and I'll be happy to go over it with you. Hope you didn't mind this little deviation from the norm... I promise not to do it often.

"Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence." - Robert Frost

HEY THERE MOUSEKETEERS...!

Do you know what time it is? That's Right!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICKEY MOUSE. On this day in 1928 Uncle Walt brought his world famous creation to life, and the Magic began.

If nothing else, think of Mickey today and SMILE. How can you not admire the happy at heart little guy with virtuous values, who has such cute ears?!

OK now, everyone, "NEAT & PRETTY" Have a good day and may all your Dreams come true.

"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." - Bertrand Russell

YES, THAT'S THE NEW MOON OVER MAUI...

Well, it was a week or so ago... just thought I'd change the photo.

Hope a good week was had by everyone. It was an interesting one here... There was a Monk Seal down at Launiopoko Beach, as seen by Amanda and the Kidz. I saw a couple of Nene's (Hawaii's endangered species Geese) over fly the Kaiser estate one morning, and that evening an Pueo (Hawaiian Owl) flew by on the same route - the sighting of which is considered good luck. Then there have been several sightings of Whales, which is a bit early but not un-heard of, so that's a good thing. And of course my Turtles are as active as ever, and always a treat.

So, life is good here in Paradise, and I hope it is as well for you, wherever you are.

"You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it." - Charles Bryton

AN OCASSION WORTH REMEMBERING

Yes, today is Veteran's Day, and although you can't exactly say, "Happy Veteran's Day" it is perhaps one of the most important days we observe here in the United States. I'm not gonna get all philosophical or melancholy, but I can't just let it pass without making some mention of it's importance, at least to me.

Yes, I'm a Vet, and proud of it, but sure no "hero" or anything very special, compared to the countless others, including my Dad, who served under fire and or gave their lives in defense of their Country and in the pursuit of Freedom for all of us fortunate enough to live here in the Good old USofA.

But it does put me in mind of my "Heros" as I was growing up, in the pre-High School days, as things began rapidly changing then. And I realize now, which I didn't so much at the time, that my Dad was one of the most important ones. I think the thing I admired most about him was his ability to please the Ladies. Now, don't get me wrong, he was anything but a "Lady's Man." He loved my Mom and they spent a terrific 63 years as Husband & Wife. No, he was a Gentleman, and always left the Lady feeling special. He had a sense of humor they loved, and was a gentle soul. I still aspire to acquire his grace and aplomb.

So, to put things in perspective a bit, I thought I might share just who my most memorable Hero's were from my early formative years. Probably one of my first was Johnny Weissmuller, famous for his portrayal as Tarzan. But for me it was also the fact that he was an Olympic Swimmer - and he along with Buster Crabbe both inspired me as a youngster, both of whom I saw swim at the Los Angeles Swim Stadium next to the Coliseum.

Then there was of course Walt Disney - from the very first World of Color presentation on TV I was hooked and VERY impressed with all his accomplishments both in film and with the advent of Disneyland. We had a lot of the animators and Studio employees living in the neighborhood I grew up in and I couldn't help but be influenced by them all. Elvis Presley was up there too. I always wanted to be able to "sing" and it was just never meant to be. His magnetism was pretty amazing which can be attested to by the fact that my Grandmother Estel Ralston just "loved him!" And they didn't come much more conservative or stoic than she.

Another one I remember well was actually J.C. Agajanian, Sr., and believe it or not this was years before I came to meet JC Jr., in High School. The Indy 500 captured my interest way early, and I can even remember listening to it on the radio. But Aggie's swagger through Gasoline Alley, with his big ol' Cowboy hat and ear to ear grin with just everybody saying "HI" - he was very impressive. And last, I'll mention one whom I miss about the most, and that was John F. Kennedy. I'm by no means much on politics and never was but even then, I was impressed with his Naval career (I wanted to pilot PT-109) and totally saw him as a great leader of the Country.

Well, it's harder to find "Hero's" these days... and even when you do, they tend to fall from grace sooner rather than later. I miss you Dad, they just don't make 'em like they used too.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. - Edgar Watson Howe

YES, HALLOWEEN'S OVER

OK - Before ya'll started pestering me - that Halloween's over, I figured I'd getter get something going here... so here's a little tropical rainbow for every one's enjoyment.

Next, and I'll apologize first if there's nothing here very exciting... but it's just back to the normal hum-drum life that is mine... no current trips planned for at least the rest of this year.

Let's see - to back-up a little to Halloween, I'd gone over and stayed at Amanda's to watch little Miss Hailey for the week, as Kyle was supervising a job at the Grand Wailea (he and his crew re-did the walkway & entrance to the Wedding Chapel, which was no small project - "after" photos to follow in a couple of days. Tyler's in his new Kindergarten class, and Hailey started pre-school this week so all's fairly well on that front, with Amanda studying her little heart out and coping with the realities of receiving her first "B" on an exam!

WRONG - I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR MY INACCURATE POST HERE - SHE DID NOT GET A "b" - After the scores were in and the Teacher adjusted the curve, she of course had an "A".

Kelly and Family have settled back into their quiet routine... NOT! Madison & Grayson are now going to Doris Todd over in Paia, as St. Joseph's in Makawao has closed there classroom doors, so with Kelly working at the Humane Society, plus doing her Notary's and Brooks doing Max's World Bistro Tuesday/Wednesdays & Cheeseburger's on Friday/Saturdays they never seem to have a dull moment either.

Carl & his Clan are due here for Thanksgiving... with Brittany coming a week early, as she has to get back for work AND school... anyway, it'll be good to see them here. One of the highlights should be getting everyone out on Tom Warren's KAMEHAMEHA for a Family day sail, and hopefully sighting a whale or two in the process.

So then on Halloween night I had the dubious honor (?) of serving as the doorman at the Yacht Club... and as it turned out Lahaina was kind of quiet and subsequently so was the Club, making door duty fairly easy, and leaving plenty of time for girl - no wait, I mean GHOUL watching!

Now this week I'm up watching Ben and Leighann Kaiser (along with Uncle Dan Snyder) while Momma Jill & Daddy-O Jeff are off-Island. Jeff sailing to Cabo in a Yacht Race and Jill visiting Family and Friends (Hi Roger & Jon!) in San Francisco, while trying to avoid the mobs of Giant revelers (and I mean the Fans, not "big" people), before joining Jeff down South. The Kids have been great, so this has been easy duty... or so I thought until I took the two "Girls" (that'd be Lucky & Uila - there two cute little orphaned Pit Bulls) down to Laniopoko Park for a run this morning... OMG, have those two got energy. So - big baby that I am, that's my excuse to take the rest of the day off... and so I'm gonna. Which means - I'm done here for now. Cheers!

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Haven't quite got that DISNEY vibe outta my mind...

Gosh oh gollies - where does the time go? Nineteen days since my last post... and me without much in the way of excuses... Be that as it may let me try and tie up some of the loose ends, and we'll get on to whatever's next in store for yours truly.

So last October 1st, Kelly and her Family headed up to Reno for the rest of their trip, and I was joined at Disneyland by Marcus and JC & Franci with their Daughter Amy and her Friend Kim, along with their Son David and his Friend Candice.

We had the usual good time, one of the high points being a visit to CLUB 33 for Lunch, and then a special evening to kick off Halloween. The Park was closed at 7:00pm and a special ticket was required to stay, which we had purchased ahead of time. With the reduced crowds the lines grew very short and there were Trick-or-Treat candy stations scattered throughout the Park.

Since us "old Folks" tend to run out of gas quicker than the "youngers", it was no difficult task for the "Adults" to head over to the front of the Castle to try and get a good position for the Fireworks, while the "Kiddos" tried to hit as many rides as possible. Long story short - Francie was brilliant and we got lucky and scored a bench RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CASTLE MOAT! Great fireworks show was our reward.

So, with a good time being had by all, I headed back to Hermosa with JC & Franci. Saturday was an Art Show Opening for Gerald Brommer, our High School Art teacher in Laugna Beach. Which gave JC and I our necessary "excuse" to see Janie Cavanaugh, Carol Ruby and Shelley Graen. We also got to see Bob Peck and his wife, Steve Thompson and surprisingly his oldest Sister Lyn and Mother, Evie - whom was like a second Mom while I was living in San Clemente back in the mid-70's, and who I hadn't seen in almost 30 years.

Sunday was a recovery day, mostly spend watching NASCAR, doing laundry and packing. Then Monday it was off to the Airport and home to Maui. And presto - the time warp enveloped me just like that!

"A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is a visible labor and an invisible labor." - Victor Hugo