Sunday, September 11, 2011

It's not my fault...

Some of you may have been wondering, "What the heck is wrong with Ron - and why hasn't he been Blogging?"  Well, at last I'm here to tell you - IT WASN'T MY FAULT!  I know I've been away, but that was because I was abducted by Aliens and they've only just now returned me to Maui.


Seriously though, it's like I only left yesterday.  And I don't think there'll be any lasting effects, although I have noticed it takes me more time to comb my hair and less time to shave.

"What's it like being abducted", you ask?  Well, rather a bit like traveling... one time you're in one place, and the next you're in another.  People and places seem to come and go faster than one can keep track.  Another interesting aspect was the gathering of large groups from time to time, seemingly like out of the past.

Well that's about all I can tell you for right now, as I'm trying to get acclimated and feel inexorably drawn to the ocean for some hydrotherapy.  I do want to thank my Dear Daughter Amanda for pleading with the Aliens to return me home, in one piece and (mostly) unchanged.

Thanks for checking back, and not giving up...